Survivor's Crucible Salad

Canned goods are a man's best friend in a zombie apocalypse, but they're also great for throwing together a tasty side dish in just a few simple steps!

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Prep TIME
15
cook TIME
0
TOTAL TIME
15
servINGs
6

Make it for game night! This recipe was crafted to help set the theme for:

Ingredients

  • 2 15oz. cans of bean medley or bean blend, drained and rinsed
  • 1 red onion, diced 
  • 1 red bell pepper, diced 
  • 1 cucumber, diced 
  • 1 pint of cherry tomatoes, diced 
  • 1/2 cup sliced kalamata olives 
  • 1 cup fresh parsley, coarsely chopped
  • 2 tablespoons Italian seasoning 
  • 1 teaspoon granulated garlic 
  • 2 teaspoons honey 
  • 2 teaspoons Dijon mustard 
  • 3 tablespoons red or white wine vinegar
  • 1/2 teaspoon sea salt
  • 1/2 teaspoon fresh ground pepper 
  • 2/3 cup of olive oil 

Directions

1. Pour your rinsed and drained beans into a large bowl. (If you are unable to locate a "bean medley" or "bean blend" in your grocery's canned goods section, you can use any combination of kidney beans, pinto beans, black beans, garbanzo beans, lima beans, and black-eyed peas.)

2. Add your onion, pepper, cucumber, cherry tomatoes , olives, and parsley to the bean mixture, and stir to combine.

3. In a separate small bowl, add italian seasoning, garlic, honey, Dijon mustard, vinegar, salt, and pepper. Whisk to combine.

4. Slowly drizzle olive oil into seasoning mixture, whisking continuously to create a vinaigrette.

5. Pour vinaigrette over bean mixture and toss to coat everything.

6. Serve immediately, or chill for a few hours to let the flavors combine.

TIP: For a zombie apocalypse themed party, serve your bean salad in tin cans! Save a few empty cans, remove the labels, then wash and dry to use as serving vessels. (Be sure NOT to use cans that have a sharp edge — we  don't want our zombie apocalypse party to become an actual bloodbath, now do we?)

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